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NEW YORKRising from his seat as the first notes of Lee Ann Womacks I Hope You Dance blasted over the sound system, Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid was seen approaching the floor Friday evening for the traditional coach-tight end wedding dance. Its a moment every coach dreams about from the time he drafts his [] The post Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance appeared first on The Onion .

NEW YORKStruggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, Babe, you shrunk! on Friday to the miniature bride figurine on top of the couples wedding cake. Taylor, no, God, noits going to be okay babe, just tell me who did this to you! said the Kansas [] The post Babe, You Shrunk! Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake appeared first on The Onion .

NEW YORKNavigating the venue in search of his place setting, wedding guest Andy Reid was reportedly pleased Friday to find that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce had seated him at an empty table with 12 dinners assigned to him. I think this is me, said the Kansas City Chiefs head coach to the dozen plates [] The post Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners appeared first on The Onion .