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DENVERFrustrated by his fixation on a totally irrelevant topic at the expense of issues that actually matter to Americans, numerous voters told reporters this week that congressional candidate Ted Botello was campaigning for office with no better ideas than improving the economy. This guy wont stop talking about how hes going to make life more [] The post Politician With No Better Ideas Decides To Campaign On Improving The Economy appeared first on The Onion .